Finish the Sentence Linkup with Jake!

Today I'm linking up with Jake from The Life of Jake. Finish the sentence part 3.

If you're having a bad day or just need a laugh, READ these. They are hilarious!

 

 

1. I laughed so hard I cried when...  I watch this video. It never gets old

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. My high school...was super small. We were so shelter but I made some great life long friends.

 

 

3. It really pisses me off... when people walk through doors and don't hold them for the people behind them.

4. In ten years... I'll still look 25 and my skin will be beautiful cause "Black don't Crack" lol.. I love saying that, and I really hope it holds some truth.
5. If I could erase one thing...it would be all the bad decisions I made in college. Ha, that's a lie. That shit was fun.

6. In 1999...  I thought I had my life all figured out. I was going to marry my high school sweet heart, live next to Renee, have babies and have cookouts every weekend. Boy was I wrong.

7. Honestly... Knowing that I am giving my 2 weeks notice tomorrow, I really can't concentrate on this job anymore.

8. To me, Sushi... disgusting. It stinks. I don't care how they try to dress it up and roll it. That stuff is nasty.

9. Someone really needs to invent... a  sports drink/pill that will make me run miles upon miles without getting tired.

10. The first time I drank alcohol... I was 21. Maybe 19. I told you I was shelter.

 

 

11. The one question I would ask God is... I don't think I'd ask God any questions, I don't think I'd be able to speak. you know afraid I may slip with a curse word or something :)
12. Lindsey Lohan... Is a hot  mess