Friday, February 7, 2014

Things I don’t believe in…

I’m an open book. Just ask my friends. There are tons of things I believe in such as getting my hair done every week, day drinking, flipping the bird behind someone’s back, chugging a beer in the garage when I’m about to lose my shit. I mean the list goes on. But there are a few things I do not believe in. Want to hear about it? Good. Echem

Blasting your drama on Facebook

Really? No one cares about your drama. I mean secretly everyone loves watching your life unfold on the internet but really. Keep that shit off Facebook. No one cares that you hate your husband today or your so called best friend won’t respond to your text messages.

Couples sitting on the same side of the table at a restaurant.

You know what I’m talking about. We’ve all seen it. What is up with that? I’m all for a little closeness. But sit your ass on the other side of the table. That just looks awkward.

Women paying on the first date.

Um, this is a big no no. I have few friends who aren’t married and I constantly remind them that they should never be paying during the courting stage. Yes, offer but he should be paying. Duh.

People who let dogs lick them in the mouth

I mean to each their own but can we just reflect on the fact that they lick their butts.

Using the Bible app in church

Seriously people. Just bring your bible. We all know you’re browsing other apps and not really paying attention.

What are some things you don't belive in..I am dying to see if I'm the only crazy one..


  1. I completely agree with all of these!

  2. Amen to all of them! These are all really good.

  3. I cannot stand FB drama (go to a shrink, FB will not solve your issues). But, what I hate even more than FB drama is when people are so cryptic on FB: "Oh my gosh! As if things couldn't get any worse. Please keep me and my husband/wife/boyfriend/pet gerbil in your prayers, as we are really going through some difficult issues." REALLY?! That's all you're giving me to work with?! COME ON!
    I also CAN.NOT STAND when people eat/chew around me and I'm not eating. It's one of my top five #1 pet peeves. I just can't deal.
    And, last but certainly not least - I hate when someone (AHEM - S) puts a bottle of wine in the fridge with only a sip left. Dude, either finish the bottle or leave me an ACTUAL drink. Simply testing my tongue will not score you any points.

  4. This made me laugh. I agree with you on all but one. I'm a Bible app user. Yep. I never thought I would become that person, but between getting myself and Charlotte ready and preparing her bag I just forget.