I’m an open book. Just ask my friends. There are tons of things I believe in such as getting my hair done every week, day drinking, flipping the bird behind someone’s back, chugging a beer in the garage when I’m about to lose my shit. I mean the list goes on. But there are a few things I do not believe in. Want to hear about it? Good. Echem
Blasting your drama on Facebook
Really? No one cares about your drama. I mean secretly everyone loves watching your life unfold on the internet but really. Keep that shit off Facebook. No one cares that you hate your husband today or your so called best friend won’t respond to your text messages.
Couples sitting on the same side of the table at a restaurant.
You know what I’m talking about. We’ve all seen it. What is up with that? I’m all for a little closeness. But sit your ass on the other side of the table. That just looks awkward.
Women paying on the first date.
Um, this is a big no no. I have few friends who aren’t married and I constantly remind them that they should never be paying during the courting stage. Yes, offer but he should be paying. Duh.
People who let dogs lick them in the mouth
I mean to each their own but can we just reflect on the fact that they lick their butts.
Using the Bible app in church
Seriously people. Just bring your bible. We all know you’re browsing other apps and not really paying attention.
What are some things you don't belive in..I am dying to see if I'm the only crazy one..