Crash Diets

Oh Monday, you dirty dog… You’re like a bad case of the hiccups…Not this week. This girl is READY for you!

Today I start my diet. I’ve re-named it the Ethiopian diet. I know the name is a little insensitive. So what who cares, I’m pretty sure those kids in the commercials… will be eating MORE than me these next three days.

Have you heard of the 3day diet? Check it out here. The plan is to STICK to this diet and lose 10 pounds in 3 days. Everyone I know that has tried it said it sucked balls worked. I’m a sucker for crash diets so here goes nothing. I’ve even talked a few friends into doing it. We even put a little honey in the honey pot (aka prize money) and making a contest out of it. EXCEPT these little biotches extended it through Monday. That’s SEVEN days… don’t they know Sunday is super bowl? Who weighs in Monday after super bowl? #ineednewfriends

This is my meal for today: PRAY for me. I've already warned M.


MondayDay One
Breakfast:
•Black coffee/tea
•½ grapefruit or can of pink GF juice
•1 slice of toast
•1 tbs of peanut butter
Lunch:
•½ cup tuna or broiled skinless chicken
•1 slice toast w/cheddar cheese
•Black coffee/tea
Dinner:•2 slices of meat (3 oz) or small broiled steak
•1 cup string beans
•1 cup of carrots
•1 small apple
•½ cup vanilla ice cream


I just keep telling myself "I can do all things through Christ"

Here's a little motivation for everyone! Make it a great day!