Monday, January 27, 2014

Crash Diets

Oh Monday, you dirty dog… You’re like a bad case of the hiccups…Not this week. This girl is READY for you!

Today I start my diet. I’ve re-named it the Ethiopian diet. I know the name is a little insensitive. So what who cares, I’m pretty sure those kids in the commercials… will be eating MORE than me these next three days.

Have you heard of the 3day diet? Check it out here. The plan is to STICK to this diet and lose 10 pounds in 3 days. Everyone I know that has tried it said it sucked balls worked. I’m a sucker for crash diets so here goes nothing. I’ve even talked a few friends into doing it. We even put a little honey in the honey pot (aka prize money) and making a contest out of it. EXCEPT these little biotches extended it through Monday. That’s SEVEN days… don’t they know Sunday is super bowl? Who weighs in Monday after super bowl? #ineednewfriends

This is my meal for today: PRAY for me. I've already warned M.

MondayDay One
•Black coffee/tea
•½ grapefruit or can of pink GF juice
•1 slice of toast
•1 tbs of peanut butter
•½ cup tuna or broiled skinless chicken
•1 slice toast w/cheddar cheese
•Black coffee/tea
Dinner:•2 slices of meat (3 oz) or small broiled steak
•1 cup string beans
•1 cup of carrots
•1 small apple
•½ cup vanilla ice cream

I just keep telling myself "I can do all things through Christ"

Here's a little motivation for everyone! Make it a great day!


  1. Bahahaha...laughing over here at your intro. Hope you post a follow-up, and good luck! :) I couldn't do a diet like that, but we are doing the T25 program every night and eating feels so good. I was kind of a lull where I wasn't losing weight and I felt bad about myself...but you just have to keep going and stay consistent, right?

  2. By 1/2 cup of ice cream, did you really mean 1/2 pint??
    Good lucky, lady. Can't wait to hear how this all shakes out! :)

  3. What in fresh hell? Can't wait to hear about it all!